June 2010
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50 things I learned in college, year one.
Do not walk over an air vent while wearing a skirt. Especially in a crowded dining hall.
When door says “alarm may sound if opened,” don’t open it.
Kill two birds with one stone: practice reciting Latin in the shower.
Do not incur the wrath of hipsters. (see 5)
Do not question the artistic genius of Death Cab for Cutie. (see 4)
Blenders without lids are far more exciting than...
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Crosswords
I unfold onion-skin pages
as they
cover me
with ink
and
drown me
in an etymologic expanse
of white blocks
and black seas
that smell like
synchronous rotation,
that sound like
tongue-tingling...
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