50 things I learned in college, year one.
Do not walk over an air vent while wearing a skirt. Especially in a crowded dining hall. When door says “alarm may sound if opened,” don’t open it. Kill two birds with one stone: practice reciting Latin in the shower. Do not incur the wrath of hipsters. (see 5) Do not question the artistic genius of Death Cab for Cutie. (see 4) Blenders without lids are far more exciting than...
I unfold onion-skin pages as they cover me with ink and drown me in an etymologic expanse of white blocks and black seas that smell like synchronous rotation, that sound like tongue-tingling...